TAO YOU DID ME GOOD

I always had an unenviable talent for bumping into whatever freak there was. From the one who felt like the reincarnation of a certain promiscuous Egyptian queen from forty centuries ago and that's why she slept with all my friends being my official girlfriend, going through that blonde who claimed to be the repository on Earth of secret copulative practices of the planet Epsilon and I wanted to apply smelly salves to myself before sex (not counting juggling and invocations). Without forgetting that I couldn't do it if she didn't dress up as Marie Antoinette first, with a big dress full of bows and bows that I had to untie one by one. I was missing something with the Tao, tantric sex or oriental sexuality, and I sang Bingo!

It was my destiny that I would always come across some bizarre specimen. That's why, when some friends wanted to introduce me to a girl who, they said, was "very special, how you like them...", I accepted with a resigned air. “Crazy at the door…” I said to myself. But I came from a couple of months of sexual drought, and grabbed anything, relying on my experience to handle bizarre women. That's how I met Pamela.

And it wasn't an “appliance”; I found a beautiful girl, with a good body and very sweet. Peculiar to dress, yes; she wore clothes of oriental design, with fabrics that evoked styles between Chinese and Hindu. – “I mean… he is from the orientalist wave. It doesn't matter if she was born in a neighborhood in Montevideo; she identifies with the Chinese and Taoism, tantra, oriental sexuality… Anyway…” - I thought.

And as an icebreaker after the introductions, I began by praising her outfit and accessories, particularly a large, round, black and white pendant.

-Represents Yin and Yang, sign of the taoism, a philosophy of life that I practice…-

- And what does it consist of? I asked, preparing myself to hear a lecture in the bar where we had met.

-It emerged in China 14.000 years ago, and postulates that there is only one reality: the masculine and the feminine, water and fire, mental and physical strength, in perfect harmony. If we balance our energies, thanks to Taoism and oriental sexuality we can obtain…blah, blah, blah…-

"It's worse than I thought. This feels like Bruce Lee's cousin”, I reflected while listening with my simulated attention technique, while I think about my own matters, waiting to evaluate the possibilities of going to bed, the only thing that mattered to me.

– “…we have a broad sexual attitude, different from the Western one. We consider the intimate union of man and woman as a ceremony that we prepare with dedication, and we seek orgasm to achieve universal harmony, etc., etc… You seem very interested; Would you like a practical demonstration of Taoism, tantra and oriental sexuality? It will change your life ”-he told me, causing me to choke on a potato chip. That was way more than I expected for a first date. A few minutes later, we left for his apartment.

Upon entering there, I found myself in a place decorated with a profusion of Chinese motifs, and after drinking a strange tea (while she continued monologuing about the Tao) she began to practice a dance to the sound of oriental music that she put on, while She slowly took off her clothes. After muttering some prayers, and with both of us already naked, she began to maneuver with my genitals in a way that I had never seen before. She played with them, but with a reverential attitude. Anyway, I got a formidable erection.

Then the act itself was a miracle. I gained incredible control over my body, and with his precise instructions I was able to prolong intercourse in an unimaginable way, and repeat it several times, each one in positions more unusual and pleasurable than the previous ones.

- This is wonderful! – I murmured, ecstatic and exhausted.

-It is as I say; Westerners don't know anything about sex. Luckily for you I can teach you what is necessary about Taoism and Eastern sexuality. I hope you liked it…-she told me softly.

– Fantastic, incredible, sublime! - I replied.

"Then you should do me a favor: spread it among your friends."

-How??!!-

-It's. Wait a minute, I'll give you some cards…-she got up and took out a handful of personal cards from a drawer that said: “Pamela Lupierrez. She is an expert in Taoism and tantric sex. Great discounts for groups and couples.

-So I'm in front of a professional in this…- I said, without understanding too much what I was reading.

-Of course. I've spent years on this thing, and it's about time I paid for it. Share them among your friends, because if they come from you they will receive special attention. Now it would be better if you left, because a client must be arriving...-

It took me a few days to get over the strangeness that this experience had left me with, but I finally handed out the cards, and I know that several of them accessed Pamela's services. A month later I visited her again, looking for more cards and another sexual encounter, obtaining both to my satisfaction.

After some time, we became partners, and now I am their exclusive representative, I organize tours and we are going to open an academy of Taoism, tantra and oriental sexuality with several branches. I must say that I not only have the best sex of my life. I also have income that I never imagined. I can say that, of course, Taoism changed my life.